If you like me, send them while I'm alive." -Brian Clough (football team manager) "At a formal dinner party, the person nearest to death should always be seated closest to the bathroom." -George Carlin (comedian)."Death is a delightful hiding place for weary men." -Herodotus (historian) Whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." -Winston Churchill (politician) "For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off." -Johnny Carson (talk show host)."I’m always relieved when someone is delivering a eulogy and I realize that I’m listening to it." -George Carlin (comedian)."All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage." -Lord Byron (poet)."The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.9% of them are made by people who are still alive." -Joshua Burns.
Let’s face it-at my age, I’m very pleased to be anywhere." -George Burns (comedian)
"I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money." -George Burns (comedian)."The trouble with quotes about death is that 99.9% of them are made by people who are still alive." -Joshua Burns